Starbrite Musical Productions Presents

Assisted Living - The Musical

Saturday, Apr 1, 2017
at 7:00pm
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A Musical like no other!” music scene

Assisted Living the Musical is a candid tour of the retirement community called Pelican Roost. There we meet the folks your parents told you you’d become one day! These zany characters sing the songs you thought you’d never hear. Help, I’ve fallen (for you) and I can’t get up, My hide and I lost my dentures on steak night blues, the ever popular and uplifting Viagra, even the somewhat nasty, I’ve got a tattoo on my butt! And so many more side-splitting songs. Characters include Naomi, the unsinkable, world worn, oft widowed resident realtor who is frank to a fault (“bedridden? I haven’t been bedridden since Mr. Lipschitz passed away.”) This musical has so many characters including an aging TV lawyer who wants to sue somebody, anybody including himself! This show is an experience as welcome as an antacid after a bowl of five alarm chili! The past two performances at The Lyric have been sold out affairs so join us as we grow old together, laughing together as we enjoy Assisted Living The Musical.
“Audiences are Laughing so hard they Cry” Associated Press

Assisted Living the Musical; is a show for all of us and for everyone who hopes to grow old with humor and dignity. Reminds one of vaudeville of earlier times, its unique approach to the aging experience is as welcome as an antacid after a bowl of five-alarm chili!

“Just Delightful! A feel good show with lots of laughs. Bring your mom and dad (walkers and all)” San Francisco Chronicle